This girl is more easily done than said...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Randomize
