dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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