pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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