I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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