Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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