The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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