Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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