Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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