real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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