Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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