do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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