we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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