If i come over, it means nothing
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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