You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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