I am puke
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
