Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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