I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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