I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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