I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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