Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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