Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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