You don't have asthma, your pregnant
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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