I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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