Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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