I just saw a hot homeless man
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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