fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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