I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm determined to sit on that face.