Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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