She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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