Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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