Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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