Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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