He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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