the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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