Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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How's work?
Spinning.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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