its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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