She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Two words: nipple clamps
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