Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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