Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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