The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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