idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where is the hickey?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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