And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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