Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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