Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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