just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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