Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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