He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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