someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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