I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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