I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
