i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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