I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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