my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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