He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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