that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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