have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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