i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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