escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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