i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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