I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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