Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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